The Hamstring Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Bell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bell, Bell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- James Cook III
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- A.J. Brown
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- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.