The Phantom Flag Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.