The Butter-Finger Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“The QB looks at Bell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UConn's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.