The Dropped Pass Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Bell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Bell, Bell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.