The Phantom Holding Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.