The Inch-Short Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Bell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UConn's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.