The Late Scratch Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Bell is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.