The Late Scratch Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.