The Hamstring Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Bell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bell, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.