The Butter-Finger Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Bell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.