The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Bell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Bell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- James Cook III
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- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.