The Butter-Finger Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bell was due a breakout.
- Bell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.