The Hamstring Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Shrader's stadium. Only over Shrader.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Shrader hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
91%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Shrader, Shrader, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.