The Wide Left Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
87%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shrader, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.