The Blown Coverage Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Buccaneers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
76%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Buccaneers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.