The Prevent Defense Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Buccaneers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
87%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Buccaneers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.