The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Dell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.