The Stuffed Run Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Feaster on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Feaster, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.