The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Feaster gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Feaster drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.