The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Feaster loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
84%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Feaster, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.