The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Feaster's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
73%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Feaster, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.