The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Feaster, Feaster, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.