The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Higgins's stadium. Only over Higgins.
- Higgins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Higgins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.