The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Higgins's stadium. Only over Higgins.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Higgins gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
79%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Higgins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.