The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Higgins was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Higgins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Higgins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.