The Hamstring Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- The broadcast shows Higgins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Higgins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Higgins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.