The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Higgins drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
80%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Higgins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.