The Inch-Short Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Higgins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
90%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Higgins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.