The Late Scratch Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Higgins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Higgins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Chase Brown
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- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.