The Hamstring Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Higgins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Higgins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.