The Inch-Short Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Higgins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Higgins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.