The Late Scratch Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Higgins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Higgins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.