The Butter-Finger Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- Higgins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Higgins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.