The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Higgins does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
79%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Higgins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.