The Late Scratch Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- A mysterious flag erases Higgins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Higgins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Higgins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.