The Inch-Short Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Higgins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Higgins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.