The Hamstring Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A mysterious flag erases Palmer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Palmer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.