The Snap Count Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Palmer's stadium. Only over Palmer.
83%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Palmer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.