The Garbage-Time Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Titans defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
87%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Titans drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.