The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Singleton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.