The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Singleton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Singleton, Singleton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.