The Phantom Flag Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Osborn gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
75%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Osborn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.