The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Titans defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Titans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.