The Hamstring Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Titans defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
83%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Titans, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.