The Late Scratch Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Titans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
72%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Titans, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Carnell Tate
- Tony Pollard
- Wan'Dale Robinson
- Cam Ward
- Tyjae Spears
- Gunnar Helm
- Nicholas Singleton
- Chimere Dike
- Calvin Ridley
- Elic Ayomanor
- Joey Slye
- K.J. Osborn
FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.