The Phantom Flag Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Titans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
86%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Titans, Titans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Carnell Tate
- Tony Pollard
- Wan'Dale Robinson
- Cam Ward
- Tyjae Spears
- Gunnar Helm
- Nicholas Singleton
- Chimere Dike
- Calvin Ridley
- Elic Ayomanor
- Joey Slye
- K.J. Osborn
FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.