The Garbage-Time Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Titans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Titans's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Joey Slye
- K.J. Osborn
FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.