The Blown Coverage Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Titans defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
86%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Titans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.