The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Titans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Titans's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Joey Slye
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.