The Hamstring Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Titans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
89%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Titans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.